The cat burglar is a master of disguise, class, and well, paradoxes,
Because sometimes she needs to fit in with the upper class,
Sexy crime-fighting, sometimes-criminal, buglers can't just have any ol' do,
They need to be able to blend in when necessary (in the posh homes of the Hollywood Hills) but also stand outâ€”you know, when prowling the streets for Mr,
You'll be able to do both with this Adult Catwoman Wig,
It's a long, luscious wig made of synthetic auburn hair, featuring a lace mesh-lined interior,
Best part? It's officially licensed, so you know the Catwoman herself would approve of the duality of this wig: sleek but casual, low-profile but attractive, somehow still aerodynamicâ€”for all your favorite feline acrobatics,
Save some of your spoils to share with us, yeah?